Friday, October 13, 2017

There Are Things In La La Land That Do Not Sleep. They Just Dance.

Oh Funko, why do you hate me so? I guess there is REALLY a Funko for everyone. Even mutant freaks who liked this movie. It was horrible. I hated it. It made the popcorn in my mouth taste bitter. Now immortalized in PVC to punish me for eternity.

 

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh c'mon, Cal, it wasn't THAT bad. Naive and cloyingly sweet, perhaps, but hey, Millennials have to grow up and realize how Life works too, eh?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Ryan Gossling did not invent jazz nor dancing. I refuse to believe the hype or be seduced by Emma to join this CULT! Your and your ilk will never take me alive.