You have to check out this faux webstite for Mike Pence. It's very funny, especially the food blog under the heading WHAT I ATE. Do they actually make Ketchup flavored popsicles?
Breakfast
- 6 Hash Browns (McDonald's)
- 2 Medium Vanilla Shakes (McDonald's)
- 2 Large Orange Juice (McDonald's)
EDITOR'S NOTE: I don't normally eat six hash browns for breakfast, but after finding out that my breakfast meeting was with a non-relative female, I had to abruptly cancel and head back to the White House for a briefing on Russia stuff.
Lunch
- 1/2 lb Loose Turkey (non-spicy)
- 2 Cups Mayo For Dipping
- Head of Lettuce (Non-Shredded)
Snack
- 3 Swedish Meatballs
- 3 Non-Swedish Meatballs
Dinner
- 2 lbs Loose Turkey (extra non-spicy)
- 4 Deep Fried Corn Balls
- 1/2 Turkey Sandwich - american cheese, coleslaw, mustard and relish
- Corn Seltzer
Late Night Snack
- Ketchup Popsicle
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